Richard Sherman demotivational poster

Best Richard Sherman demotivational poster of all time– a masterpiece of cultural design.

Star Corner Back Richard Sherman of the Seattle Seahawks was asked in a press conference,

“Are you the best Corner Back in the NFL?”

LoL Cat Research - NFL meme -- Richard Sherman demotivational posterThe Ivy League-educated Pro Bowler responded,

“I don’t really answer preschool questions… Improve your questioning and maybe we can talk.”

This answer is fricken #pawesome and LoL Cat Research has enhanced this with this epic demotivational poster you see here to the left. Although this has almost nothing to do with cats, I couldn’t help but notice I had tons of fun making this so I think what I will do is make more! So stay tuned for more #meme pics and #demotivationals … also make sure you spread the word by emailing this and sharing it on social media. Here’s more on the background story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb3S-u33aqY

Sadness: cat blogging not paying jack (╯︵╰,)

1.5 years of cat blogging not paying… what to do?

Happy Anniversary to me! I wasted tons of time trying to entertain you while learning a new skill and now it is clear that you are not entertained and you most likely did not learn anything either. That’s probably because most of you don’t know I exist. This is my fault because I can’t obtain any traffic to this site no matter what I do. For this reason I am going to seek employment driving a Swift Truck. If you’re not too swift as a cat blogger, you might as well be a Swift Truck driver. Nafsht.

LoL Cat Research - SWIFT joke MEME
Representing cute cats and comedy with a good old fashioned Swift Truck joke

Trucking pays great money. If you ever want employment and find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile, you will do better than most. It can work for you… trust me. My uncle Noel is a retired truck driver and he has all kinds of cash. Problem with this cat right here is that he don’t have a motherf*cking driver’s license, so there’s no choice but to get busy cat blogging.

Stop look & listen:

I don’t need a Swift Trucking job nor do I need to cat blog any longer. Here’s the alternative: I can find a magical white rabbit that I can sell for big bucks. Wait, your skeptical? Don’t think there’s a market for such a thing? Well you are wrong, grasshopper. Theres all types of retired hippy gangsters out there searching for that elusive white rabbit; and if you have the most unique, hardest to find, freak rabbit… you can be a champion! Victory is waiting — so how do you catch a unique rabbit? See the image below:

LoLCatResearch - unique rabbit meme joke
Cats in rabbit suits are not unique, but this joke with this meme pic is.

So what else is going on in cat blog world besides me not getting paid? I couldn’t tell you. That’s because I don’t have the time or money to find out. I’ve had a donation button up on my site since it’s inception and nobody contributed. I use emoticons on my 20+ tweets and tried to get a sponsorship from the site I get them from.

They just ignored me.

I could tell you which emoticon site it is, but why give them free press? They need to pay to get mentioned here. BTW, if anyone tries to steal my material, I”m going to sue them. So hit that donation button on the top right and pay me. Then come back in a week for more jokes that are free. After you get your free laugh, pay me. Aside from money, I want you to share what’s here with everyone you know so that I can be even more successful. Last thing anyone wants to do is post research results around the web for free and to add insult to injury, get zero likes on top it. So do the right thing and pay me while sharing this about. Peace.

LoL Cat Research zero likes meme joke

 

 

 

 

kanye cat doesn’t like your joke

kanye cat likes fishsticks

Kanye Cat

There is a famous episode of the hit show “South Park” where the best joke of all time is written. A male must be asked:

joke teller: “you like fishsticks?”

victim: “yes”

joke teller: “you like fishsticks in your mouth?”

victime: “uh, sure…”

joke teller: “you’re a gay fish!”

This could not possibly be the best joke ever made, but I think the guys at South Park are making a mockery of the fact that if you google “greatest joke of all time”, you’ll get similar mediocre, or lame, immature jokes of this caliber.

People like this fish sticks joke and it starts going viral to the point that the South Park kids are on late night TV and what have you. Problem is, Kanye West does not get the joke and he starts making people pay via the use of physical violence and even murder.

Kanye does not find it fair that he doesn’t get the joke being that he is one of the greatest thinkers of his generation. His unchecked arrogance is brilliantly ridiculed by the writers and producers of one of the longest running cartoons in the history of mankind.

As a comedy cat blogger, I am hoping people will look at that image, laugh, pass it on, and click on this here website. This site just wants to be loved, is that so wrong? Maybe Kanye will sue me. That would probably be much funnier than the fish stick joke being that i have no attachable assets for his lawyers to take off me.

If I had gotten a bank loan six years ago, I could’ve been famous for being a NINJA.
No
Income
No
Job, or
Assets

So sue me. I’ll laugh (but not all the way to the bank). Maybe they should sue Wikipedia for breaking it down even more in this article. They talk about how after Kanye got drunk and interrupted Taylor Swift’s VMA moment.

Enough already — The Kanye Cat picture is hitting cyberspace… MEOW IS NOW!!!

cats beating children while parents film has people of the interweb demanding justice.

kitties vs kiddies

lol cat and infantA recent Huffington Post article shows tons of videos of lol cats attacking defenseless, innocent toddlers. Parents seeking fame and recognition in most cases refuse to intervene, allowing their children to be assaulted.

The curtain of laughter is most often the method used for these neglectful parents to live with their own behavior. The fact that they film the incidents only adds insult to injury. It’s one thing if they were too slow to respond. in such cases, one could almost forgive these parents and guardians in question for such “accidents”, and then to just stand there with the cameras still pointing–is unacceptable. We must demand justice.

Disclaimer: Lol Cat Research and the Hip Tot Music Fest are closely affiliated. You must know that demanding justice for infants and cats goes above all else.

Disclaimer #2: neither this blog or the Hip Tot has any affiliation or sponsorship deal of any sort with the Huffington Post, they just think that their animal videos are awesome.

lol cats attacking kids is wrong we say

Although top-notch journalism has brought LCR to the forefront of groundbreaking cultural pet entertainment, you should not take any of these words at face value. You should watch the freak video yourself and when a commercial comes on, you should turn down the volume, wait till it passes, and then turn the volume up to see the next video involving cats bullying dogs, cats knocking sh*t over, and more!

Peep it yo:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/28/cats-fight-kids-video_n_4681253.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

BTW, if you live in Brooklyn, be sure and check out the next Hip Tot Music Fest every second sunday at the Shapeshifter Lab.

audra rox band
Feb 9th 2014 at the Shapeshifter Lab check out hiptot.com for more info.